nakedpicturesofyourdad: 71. Adam Levine (1979-  ) No one will admit to liking Maroon 5 singer and Voice judge Adam Levine.  And yet, it seems, every single person wants to do it with him, at least a little bit.  I find him singularly annoying, self-absorbed, and slimy, and while I don’t hate his band as much as some people—“This Love” was actually pretty good, you know, and back in high school I owned the album by his previous band, Kara’s Flowers—he seems utterly devoid of charm.  Even that naked photo for prostate cancer awareness or whatever seemed more like a cheap opportunity to revel in his own self-love.  And yet, were I ever in the same room with him, I too would probably try to get into his pants. winner of the hottest douche contest.

nakedpicturesofyourdad:

71. Adam Levine (1979-  )

No one will admit to liking Maroon 5 singer and Voice judge Adam Levine.  And yet, it seems, every single person wants to do it with him, at least a little bit.  I find him singularly annoying, self-absorbed, and slimy, and while I don’t hate his band as much as some people—“This Love” was actually pretty good, you know, and back in high school I owned the album by his previous band, Kara’s Flowers—he seems utterly devoid of charm.  Even that naked photo for prostate cancer awareness or whatever seemed more like a cheap opportunity to revel in his own self-love.  And yet, were I ever in the same room with him, I too would probably try to get into his pants.

winner of the hottest douche contest.